Paula Needs

I just came across a very silly meme, so I thought I'd do it.

Type your name followed by the word "needs" into google and list the first 10 things that come up.

1. Paula needs coffee to start every working day.
2. Paula's needs are so over the top.
3. Paula needs help.
4. Paula needs to cover the 'girls' up.
5. Paula needs to apologize (for being drunk on live TV.)
6. Paula needs to do more.
7. Paula needs to go.
8. Paula needs "new blood."
9. Paula needs to walk off into the sunset.
10.Paula needs to be voted off.

I think these are all about either Paula Zahn or Paula Abdul, mostly the latter. Only #1 really applies to me!